Games and attractions
Rides and games are open all day and included with your wristband.
Games
Turd Toss
Land your throw in the target and move up the leaderboard. Qualifiers at 10:30 AM, open play the rest of the day.
Dookie Dunk Tank
Throw “poop” to knock our volunteers into the “sewage”. Bring a towel if you’re near the front.
Poopie Plinko
Drop the disc, watch it tumble, and collect festival prizes. Finals take place at 1:30 PM.
The Biggest Poop Challenge*
Compete to produce the biggest poop of the festival at 12:30 PM, officially weighed and measured. Check-in closes at 12:15 PM.
Rides
The Colon Coaster
A twisty family coaster with one very big drop. 44 in. minimum.
The Log Flume
Float through the sewer tunnels and brace for the splash. 42 in. minimum.
Bumper Poopers
Bumper cars with extra bounce. Riders under 6 must ride with an adult.
Tilt-A-Swirl
Spin, tilt and swirl. 40 in. minimum.
The Big Flush Wheel
A giant Ferris wheel with views over downtown Columbia.
Mini Mudslide
A gentle slide for the little ones. Under 48 in. only.
Shows and studio
Live poop sculpting
Six sculptors for six hours.
Potty humor improv
The Stool Pigeons make it up as they go. Your suggestions welcome. Maturity not required.
DJ F3KAL FRANC
Dance-floor energy all afternoon from our resident DJ.
*The Biggest Poop Challenge requires a signed liability waiver. Participants must be 18 or older and show valid photo ID. See official rules