Schedule
Friday, January 8, 10 AM to 5 PM. A few events happen on the clock, and everything else is open all day.
On the clock
Gates open and the Grand Opening Flush
Ribbon cutting with a ceremonial toilet handle.
Turd Toss qualifiers
Open to everyone. Top 12 advance to the afternoon bracket.
Number Two Live: potty humor improv
Improv comedy from the Stool Pigeons, built on your suggestions.
The Biggest Poop Challenge*
Contestants compete to produce the biggest poop of the festival, officially weighed and measured. Check-in closes at 12:15 PM.
Poopie Plinko finals
The big board, the big prize.
Brown-sugar boba happy hour
Buy one, get one at the Boba Bog.
DJ F3KAL FRANC
Our resident DJ takes the main stage for the afternoon set.
The Golden Plunger sculpture awards
Winners announced by crowd applause and one judge’s gavel.
The Final Flush
Closing ceremony and farewell lights.
Open all day
Drop in whenever you like. Rides and games are included with your wristband.
Live poop sculpting
Six sculptors for six hours.
Dookie Dunk Tank
Throw “poop” to knock our volunteers into the “sewage”.
Turd Toss
Open play between rounds. Land your throw in the target and climb the leaderboard.
Poopie Plinko
Open play at the big board. Finals are at 1:30 PM.
The Colon Coaster
A twisty family coaster with one very big drop. 44 in. minimum.
The Log Flume
Float through the sewer tunnels and brace for the splash. 42 in. minimum.
Bumper Poopers
Bumper cars with extra bounce. Riders under 6 must ride with an adult.
Tilt-A-Swirl
Spin, tilt and swirl. 40 in. minimum.
The Big Flush Wheel
A giant Ferris wheel with views over downtown Columbia.
Mini Mudslide
A gentle slide for the little ones. Under 48 in. only.
*The Biggest Poop Challenge requires a signed liability waiver. Participants must be 18 or older and show valid photo ID. See official rules